Saturday, August 2, 2014

Avoiding Red Meat Among a Family of Carnivores

How does one avoid the excessive red meat intake at the family barbecue when you know the family craves the bloody red meat in mass quantities?

It is a delicate situation where one has to be careful enough not to offend anyone’s disproportionate intake of 16 ounces of prime rib with criticism, yet stand one’s ground when that same portion is almost thrust upon your plate.


Prevention is the key! If you fill up the plate right away with other items (corn, potato salad, chicken, beans), then most of the time people won’t even bother you. Another strategy is the amazing illusion that surface area creates. If you cut up five pieces of beef and spread out that redness among the plate sideways, you’ll look like a caveman. Finally, if you grab a piece while others are busy scooping up their portions, most won’t even notice those “scant” 5 ounces you decide to cut off that 64 ouncer.

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